Hey guys, it’s Salish here! So, my friend Txunamy and I did something totally wild — we tried 100 YEARS of the funniest celebrity morning routines! Yes, you read that right. We went all-in, from iconic Hollywood stars to modern-day legends, and trust me, it was WAY more chaotic than we expected. 😅
We started with Queen Elizabeth’s morning routine (because why not start with royalty, right?). Let’s just say, waking up to tea served on a silver tray sounds fancy… until you realize you also have to plan out your entire country’s agenda before breakfast. Um, no thank you. I’ll stick with pancakes. 🥞
Next up, we tried Tom Cruise’s routine, and surprise, surprise — it’s basically a mini action movie. Jumping out of bed like you’re on a movie set? Check. Extreme workouts that make you feel like a secret agent? Double check. I was EXHAUSTED, and we were only on the second celebrity of the day.
Then came Taylor Swift’s iconic morning vibe. Imagine journaling your thoughts like you’re writing Grammy-winning lyrics and feeding your cats like they’re royalty. It was peaceful and wholesome, and honestly, I felt like I was in a music video. I totally see why Taylor does it.
Simone Biles? Okay, listen. I thought I was flexible… until I tried stretching like a world-champion gymnast. Spoiler alert: I’m not. I think I accidentally invented a new move called “the Salish flop.” 😅
Kendall Jenner’s routine felt like stepping into an Instagram filter. Her skincare routine? Flawless. But also, do I really need that many serums on my face? And don’t even get me started on the whole “morning meditation” thing. How do people stay still for that long?!
But hands down, the most FUN had to be Charli D’Amelio’s TikTok-filled morning. Yes, we did the dances. Yes, it was chaotic. Yes, I accidentally hit Txunamy in the face mid-dance (sorry, girl!). But I think we nailed it. 10/10 would do it again.
By the end of the day, we were EXHAUSTED but also kind of inspired. I mean, each of these celebrities has their own unique way of starting the day, and it made me think — maybe I should start my own morning routine. (Spoiler: It would definitely NOT include 5 AM wake-ups like Tom Cruise.)
So, if you want to see us survive Queen Elizabeth’s royal tea time, struggle through Simone Biles’ stretches, and absolutely crush TikTok dances like Charli, check out the video! We laughed, we struggled, but we definitely learned that morning routines are NOT one-size-fits-all. 😂
Until next time, stay inspired (and maybe just sleep in a little longer)!
– Salish 💕
