Okay, so let me just say… this might be the most Salish thing I’ve ever done.
Imagine me in school, surrounded by chaos, and thinking, “What if I could just disappear? Like, literally vanish?” That’s when the idea hit me—why not learn camouflage? Extreme camouflage.
So, I spent WEEKS practicing. I’m talking about blending into lockers, classroom walls, you name it.
I even painted myself to match a whiteboard once (spoiler: the marker squeaks gave me away). I studied all the greats: military techniques, wildlife videos, and even some makeup tutorials. My brother thought I was losing it when he caught me sticking leaves to my hoodie to blend in with the library plants.
The BIGGEST challenge? The cafeteria. I legit transformed myself into the lunch table one day.
People were sitting on me, completely clueless. It was both awkward and a little bit awesome.
Eventually, my “invisibility” skills got too good. I scared a teacher (oops!) when they thought the classroom was empty, and they almost called security.
Let’s just say my camouflage days are on pause for now. But hey, if you ever need to “disappear” at school, I might just be your girl! 😜
